Hello My Positively Positive Airplane Passengers,

Let me be perfectly honest, “I am not a crook!”  (Sorry, I couldn’t help that!)  (Smile)

What I meant to say is that I am not a big fan of flying.  However, I must admit that because of some very informative websites such as Seat Guru.com, the excruciating, mind-melting, and soul-sucking sweatbox that is the security checkpoint,  the hand-wrenching, jaw-clenching, armrest gripping terror of liftoff, and the eye-twitching, foot-jerking, stomach-convulsing agony of landing are becoming kinda’, sorta, hmmm, maybe a little-ittle bit easier to … 

Who am I kidding?  I still hate the entire experience but thanks to sites like Seat Guru.com that hatred is becoming kinda’, sorta, hmmm, maybe a little-ittle bit less, uh …  Never mind.  (Smile)

So, before your next flight into the Wild Blue Yonder, from a standard resolution computer go to:
http://seatguru.com

or from your mobile phone or wireless device go to:
http://mobile.seatguru.com to learn everything you want to know about the aircraft that will soon be hurling you or your loved-ones thousands of feet into the air at breakneck, bone-crushing speeds.  (You’re welcome; I only want to make you feel safe and sound.)

At Seat Guru.com you will find:
Detailed seatmaps
In-depth comments about seats with limited recline, reduced legroom, and misaligned windows
Color-coding to help identify superior and substandard seats
In-seat power port locations
Galley, lavatory, exit row, and closet locations

See you when you return, I hope. 

Mark