The following is a message I received from a good buddy of mine who is also a Mac user.  This tickles me so much I had no choice but to post it to Candle Shore. 

Thank you for making my weekend, Tom!!!!! 

You bought a what? 

Can’t be!

No way!

No way in hell!

No way on God’s green earth!

Must be a misprint!

Do my eyes deceive me?

Did I hear you right?

Get real!

Are you out of your cotton-pickin’ mind?

Do you know what you’re getting yourself into?

You’re going to go to hell in a hand-basket!

There is no rest for the wicked.

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!

I’ll be darned!

Well I’ll be damned!

Unbelievable!

Must be a mistake here.

Gotta be a miscommunication.

I’ll be dipped!

Holy xhxt!

Holy Smokes!

Holy Mackerel!

And lastly – as my grand pappy used to say when I was just a pup ”Well shut my mouth  ……   wide open!”

Tom