Greetings:

From the humble seeds of our technological imagination, have blossomed the fearless fruits of wireless progress.  Amen. (Mark Marcus:  February 6, 1967)

As is our nature, with each new fruit borne on the vine of what is now known to be the Information Superhighway, we, incredibly simplistic and characteristically conceited humans, that is, must invent, create, conjugate, elucidate, manipulate, punctuate, masticate, thus, in one way or another, find ways to express the inevitably unforeseen and most likely unforgiving consequences of our tech time toys.  Amen.  (Mark Marcus:  March 18, 1998) 

One of the most incredibly wicked weapons we wield in the “war on wisdom” is the wildly popular and wretchedly worthy wireless Smart Phone.  Amen.  (Mark Marcus:  August 10, 2005)    

Alas, we must admit and endure, from now unto forever, that we and we alone are responsible for the cunningly crass and cleverly conceived concept of “butt dialing”.

As defined in world class dictionaries, “butt dialing” is when one unknowingly and/or accidentally calls someone from a cell/wireless/mobile phone while it, the truly titillating, timeless, and, more importantly, transmitting trinket, is on one’s person but not in one’s hand.  Amen.  (Mark Marcus:  Friday, April 11, 2008)