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Best selling Novelist, poet, playwright, mountain climber, deep sea diver, big game hunter, curator, sherpa, business tycoon, singer, songwriter, seamstress, wordsmith, philanthropist, bacon connoisseur, master magician, snack-time technology taste-tester, award winning chocolatier, baker, professional card-counter, theologian, exorcist, cellist, the Fifth Beatle, and Nobel laureate Mark Marcus sits in the window of his favorite Dairy Queen restaurant enjoying a large watermelon-flavored Arctic Rush slurpee. 

His Smartphone, with Caller ID, alerts him that he has an incoming call from the attorney of his soon-to-be ninth ex-wife, Sasha, a world-renowned supermodel.  Read the rest of this entry »