[Begin Dream]
“I, Mark Marcus, take Thee Bacon, to be my lawfully wedded joy; to freeze and to thaw; to fry and to drain; to have, hold, and to eat; in sickness and in health; forsaking all other breakfast-meat products; to purchase when either richer or poorer with either cash, credit cards, or food-stamps; for as long as I remain conscious, from this day forward. Amen.â€
[End Dream]
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